Sure, you always think of a fiddler on the roof. But are there other places one might find a fiddler?
1) Roller skating. I'll agree, you might expect roller-blading in these modern times, but I see a fiddler with flowing robes going in circles on an indoor track. With a mirrorball in play...
2) On a trampoline - this would likely indicate some sort of record attempt for that Guinness book.
3) At the beach - great place to practice the theme from "Jaws"...
4) In episodes of "The Bachelor" or "The Bachelorette" - what a great opportunity to play haunting soundtracks to heart-wrenching moments in fake dating, or pull out the World's Smallest Violin when something happens that makes viewers realize "who cares"??
5) While bullfighting. I'm not sure you could put a raging bull into a better mood, but you might be able to poke him in the eye with your bow...
6) At the tax preparer's office - is there any better place to have tranquil musical laments aiding in the soothing of your soul? And perfect timing - order your fiddler today!
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4 comments:
Order your fiddler today?! I am so excited. Can't wait. I would use that fiddle in many places, at many moments. I can see poking someone or something with the bow!
Hmmm. How is a fiddler shipped exactly?
Dan, another very clever take on a famous thing or phrase! I'm thinking a fiddler would prefer to be on a roof than under a basement floor, but, then again, it's hard to maintain one's footing if the roof isn't flat.
Hopefully in a box with holes in it...
He probably doesn't want to get shingles, either
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