Salutations, my flesh-covered companions!
Cornelius here today, with a BIG announcement!
Oh, I am so excited I can barely contain myself, humans!
After realizing that “boy bands” are on a comeback, I have decided to launch my OWN career, with my two friends here (one is certainly far more dashing than the other, wouldn’t you say?).
What with the Backstreet Boys still back-streetin’, and the long-deceased New Kids On The Block back setting female hearts a’flutterin’ – well, I just naturally thought there was room for one more act – an act like the ladies have NEVER seen before!!
Now, we have the looks, we just need the songs, and the name – both vital components to success.
Maybe YOU can help.
We hope to take classic songs from the past and present, and re-tool them a bit – make them our own. Here’s a few we’ve come up with so far:
“Reach Out and Touch Somebody’s Wing”
“All The Single Chickens, All The Single Chickens…”
“Oooh, You’re My Breast Friend”
“She’s Got Drumsticks, and She Sure Knows How To Use Them”
Oh, there’s so many…
The problem is the name for the supergroup – we are in much disagreement, even though I am the lead vocalist, and will clearly be initiating the Justine Timberlake sort-of hysteria part of the shows.
My thought was “Corny & The Battered Finger-Lickers”, but the rest of the boys absolutely refused that one, outright.
So then I suggested “Cornelius Pinfeathers III, and his Pluckin’ Poultry Pals”, but they griped about that one too!
Finally, I extended the suggestion of “Corny Chicken & The Fowl Wind”, but even I had to agree, that one was rather a double-entendre waiting to happen…
So, we need your help, humans. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
As long as it starts with “Cornelius &…”
Cluck for now!!