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Monday, January 26, 2009

Interesting to note that Morning has just been dented a bit so far here in our parts today – it has not fully broken as yet.

Do you ever find yourself wondering who has to clean up afterwards, day after day when Morning breaks? There has to be some sort of mess, I would suspect.

Of course, Morning could make a clean break, there’s no reason a break is always going to be a messy proposition. One just naturally assumes that “break” involves perhaps shattering, or splintering, but it could just be as simple as a split, or seam unravelling.

Like when a heart breaks – does it really “break”, or does it just feel like it has been broken? If someone gets a “lucky break” surely that doesn’t refer to a bone in their thorax, does it??

Man, there are so many ambivalent and outright confusing words and terms in our language. It just breaks my heart (but not literally) to think that people unfamiliar with the English language are going to have to break their backs (hopefully not literally) to try and determine the right way to use those confusing options properly.

Maybe they can learn over their lunch or coffee break. Which really confirms that this word “break” just isn’t as savage as it sounds. How can you break lunch, or coffee? Although, Mrs. That Dan Guy did mange to mortally wound homemade ginger snaps once…

One things for sure – I am NOT a scholar, so this is clearly over my head. Besides, the scholars would just suggest that “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”.

I say, “if it ain’t broken all over my floor, I won’t have to clean it up”.

I have the distinct feeling I should just make a clean break from this god-forsaken post this morning…

Chow for now!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh brother! I need a "break"! And leave my ginger snaps snafu out of this Mr That Dan Guy! Besides, what's wrong with cookies that can double as pucks?

ThatDanGuy said...

Pucks? Pucks are like fluffy little pillows...

But they WERE delicious!

Anonymous said...

Ah, very wise man! That's right, delicious were they!

ThatDanGuy said...

I may act foolish, but I ain't no fool!