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Saturday, May 24, 2014

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Alright, be quiet y'all...

Ah'm in tha lass frame uv a purfect game - all ah needs is this strike, an ah've bowled - THA PURFECT GAME!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ah needs complete silenss, puh-leez!

OK - relax Charles..you've got this...

Breeth....

Focus...

And....................

DAMN@!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Mah chicken finger seized up!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Wut the cluck??????

Someone musta spiked mah lemminaid!!

Ah demand a do-over!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Mah endorsement deal...mah trophy....mah groupies!!!

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Curse you, bowlin' gods, and tha pins ya rode in on!!!!!

Cluck fer now - mah heart is broke like a three-pin split down tha middle....






2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Chicken finger? Yummy! I mean, sorry about that gutter ball you got Charlie. Bummer.
Gotta go, I have a sudden hankering to find me some honey mustard sauce.

ThatDanGuy said...

Cannibal.....

(Do you get a side of fries with that??)