(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Alright, be quiet y'all...
Ah'm in tha lass frame uv a purfect game - all ah needs is this strike, an ah've bowled - THA PURFECT GAME!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah needs complete silenss, puh-leez!
OK - relax Charles..you've got this...
Breeth....
Focus...
And....................
DAMN@!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Mah chicken finger seized up!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Wut the cluck??????
Someone musta spiked mah lemminaid!!
Ah demand a do-over!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Mah endorsement deal...mah trophy....mah groupies!!!
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Curse you, bowlin' gods, and tha pins ya rode in on!!!!!
Cluck fer now - mah heart is broke like a three-pin split down tha middle....
2 comments:
Chicken finger? Yummy! I mean, sorry about that gutter ball you got Charlie. Bummer.
Gotta go, I have a sudden hankering to find me some honey mustard sauce.
Cannibal.....
(Do you get a side of fries with that??)
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