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Friday, May 23, 2014

Imagining Biblical Tweets

Too bad smartphones & Twitter hadn't been around back in the day. You can only imagine some of the fun that might have been had...

Noah@ArkFor2: If anybody sees the unicorns, get them over to the big wooden boat b4 noon #GonnaRain #CouplesOnly

Adam1: Damn. No matter how much I Tweet, or how creative they are, I still only have one follower... #ButtSunburnGettingItchy #AppleRules

DavidSlingshotGiantKiller1: Hmmm... Seems that the Scottish aren't the only ones not wearing anything under their skirts...ewww!!

GepettoWhittler429: Hey, I wasn't in the Bible!! #PinocchioWarping

BeardedMosesWalkingStick: Got a few more commandments for you all - first one is #PickUpYourFreakingDogDroppings!!!

Yeah, maybe not....

Later!!






2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Eve1: What happened to choice? Just Adam? C'mon...#Lookingforsome1otherthanadam

ThatDanGuy said...

Wise asp-puh-puh...

You and that other snake....