What exactly IS the “breakfast of champions”?

Bacon and eggs?

Coffee and cigarettes?

Ice cream and spaghetti?

Alpo and rhubarb?

Twizzlers and Ex-Lax?

Apples and oranges?

I guess it depends on the champion. It could also depend on the constitution of the individual ingesting said breakfast. Rocky Balboa used to suck back raw eggs, but I tend to prefer mine scrambled with generous dollops of peanut butter.

I suppose a champion could take their cue from fast food drive-thru menus. For example, Burger King offers a breakfast choice of French toast slivers – perfect for dipping into syrup whilst navigating morning rush hour traffic.

A & W offers a bacon and egg sandwich, slathered in healthy melted cheese (or cheese-like) sauce.

Actually, almost every fast food joint offers some sort of breakfast sandwich. What I can’t seem to find is a place that offers Twizzlers and Ex-Lax.

Maybe that’s not such a bad thing….

Chow for now!!