Waffles…
They’re like pancakes, with severe acne. Riddled with square bullet holes. Honeycombed pancakes perhaps invented by bee colonies.
Belgian Waffles…
No resemblance to Belgium whatsoever – frankly with the fruit and whipped cream topping, they should be called San Francisco or Florida Waffles.
Waffling…
An inability to make a clear, irrevocable decision. As in “the batter could not decide whether to be pancakes, or waffles…”
Waffle.
The sound made repeatedly whilst walking in corduroys.
Waffle Iron…
How pancakes, formerly waffles, came to have their flat, uniform appearance.
(Breakfast) Chow for now!
2 comments:
Before you begin waffling on the waffles, how long until breakfast is ready?
What?
Oh ya, we are just having toast...sigh.....all this talk about waffles........
Hey, I'm not just here to attend to your every beck and command!
Oh yeah...I am...
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