Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken, Esquire…)

Howdy doo, humans!

Ole Charlie is gonna debunk a long-runnin’ myth here today – namely that I ain’t got no class!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, lemme tell ya – I got class comin’ outta my cluckin’ wazoo!

Why, just today I took these photos atta local art gallery, among some fine sculptchers. Even if summa them look nekked as jaybirds!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yeah, I’m a regular art fiend, I can’t get enough a this culture stuff. I loves me my Pablum Picasso, and I adore a good peek at these paper mache stat-choos. Even more so if they wuz wearing knickers!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yessir, art is where itz at. I pity the poor suckers that ain’t got appreciation fer sublime creations like these, or more abs-track items, even. Sometimes, I think I could just sit fer hours, admirin’ this kinda…this sorta…

Aww, phooey! Who am I cluckin’ kiddin’??

I was only in there ta get change fer tha bus, and tha surveillance cameras were trackin’ my every move! Wut the pluck? Wuz I supposed ta sneak one a those things out under my pinfeathers??

Good grief. I’m gonna go look at my Shania Twain poster – now THAT’S fine art!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now!!