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Saturday, September 20, 2014

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Oh-Oh....

Ah ain't in Kanziz anymore, Toto!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

This iz wut ah gits from asking' Mrs. That Dan Guy fer directions, wit tha plucking' heck!!

Ah just wanted ta git ta tha grocery store, ta top up mah feather softener lotion. This dry weather has been KILLIN' me!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, like a blamed idjit ah asked someone that gits lost in a one-room house fer directions????

Nobody ta blame but misself!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Holy crap - wuz that a coyote??????

You there buddy - any idea where Calgary is??!!??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now...



2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Oh Charlie. Did it ever occur to you that I gave you those directions on purpose? Hee hee. Have fun out there in the beautiful sands with them beautiful coyotes. I will be in my now peaceful home, howling at the moon!

ThatDanGuy said...

You are SOOOO bad!!!

No go get that poor chicken....