Banning Books

Have you ever picked up a book, cracked it open, and given it a good sniff?

Pee-eeww!!

Those things stink!!

I can see why so many people Ban them, just to cut down on the odour a little bit. I suppose you could also Speed Stick them, or Right Guard them, but you only really hear about people Banning them.

Wouldn't it be easier for the publishing houses to insert some potpourri before they hit the shelves? Very odd.

For now, I will continue to Ban my own books. Later today, I will test the roll-on version of my Kindle - even though the electronic book reader doesn't seem to be nearly as stanky...

Later!!