Chicken Scratch

(posted by our apparently irregular weekend guest blogger, Charlie Chicken...)

Wunnerful....

Juss great....

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Tha doctor sez I gotta "werk sum thins out" in mah gutsy areas - so now I gotta choke down shredded card-bored fer breakfast.

BLECH!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ah guess ah coulda boiled sum prunes or sumthin - but thass even LESS appealin'!!

An potenshully ass-plosive!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Seems mah gutsy areas iz backin' up, an I kin't use Drano like ah thought ah cud tah cleer it up. Or a conkokshun a baking soda, Mentos an Koka-Kola...

Sheesh - way tah suppress mah creativity, Doc!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

OK, ah've avoided this as long as ah can. Down tha hatch, ya nasty, nasty sludge....

BLECH!!!!!

Cluck fer now...