Sure, most primates live and play in trees - but I think that if we really examine why King Kong spent so much time scaling tall buildings when he came to live in the civilized world, I think it's not much of a stretch to conclude that he had an allergy to asphalt.
After all, he was barefoot, so all he would have encountered in the city would have been sidewalks and roads at the street level. Therefore, the Empire State Building provided much needed relief, in the absence of a pharmacist that would have just provided him a prescription for antihistamines.
Wonder how things would have played out if Obamacare had been available at the time???
Mystery solved!
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Oh brother! But is a gorilla's sneeze like? In the absence of a prescription, good thing he scaled the tall buildings. Gorilla phlegm? Yuk!
Almost makes smog appealing...
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