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Sunday, March 16, 2014

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Huff.....

Huff....

Wheeze....

Oh mah cluckin' hot claws and spindalee knees!!

AAAAWK!!!!

Huff...

Huff...

WHEEZE.......

Ah think ah juss dropped a rib....

AAAAWK!!!!

Lemme catch mah breath - so ah kin explain.

I think ah left it about 3 kilometres back - kin ah ask ya ta go pick it up fer me??

AAAAWK!!!!

Huff...

Huff...

WHEEZE....

Funny, ah juss got on this blasted contrapshun - ah've only juss tried to turn it on!!!

Can't...reeech...tha...power..buttin....

AAAAWK!!!!

Ah think ah need ta press mah lungs back inta place....

Or lay mah ass down fer a coupla hours...

Cluck fer now - this is radikilous!!!!!

Bartender!!!


2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

For once I am in full agreement with Charlie! Puff, wheeze, this IS ridiculous. I am right with you Charlie. Hey, if someone picks up his rib and helps press his lung back in, can you come and do the same for me? I too am going to "lay mah ass down fer a coupla hours.."

ThatDanGuy said...

Hey, when you're done, can you bring me more potato chips??