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Thursday, September 06, 2012

Things George Washington MAY Have Said...

"Yeah, I did chop down that cherry tree - you think wooden teeth grow ON trees??"

"Does this chin make me look like Jay Leno??"

"Keep rowing Buster - we're gonna find that coin I threw in here if it takes all night..."

"No, just a trim Sam - I'd like to stay with these bob curls a bit longer..."

"That's PRESIDENT sir to you, you dumb-ass barista - and don't forget my extra foam!!"

"Sooo Martha....hows about we get that bonnet off and try to find somewhere to hide this salami..."

"Ha! Televised conventions?? That'll never fly..."

"My saddle sores need a gentle massage..."
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Chow for now!


2 comments:

Mrs. That Dan Guy said...

OMG! That is hilarious! Seriously dude, you just put old George in a whole new light! (I am pretty sure Martha told him to massage his own saddle sore BTW)

ThatDanGuy said...

Ha Ha!!

You women-folk!