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Saturday, September 29, 2012

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

So, yew two is tha rep-ree-zentatives uv American Thanksgivin'???

I get that turkey, but wut's up with YOU, squirrel??

Do yew simbalize tha nuts everywhere out there, or low-budget holiday dinner opshuns??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Wut's that??

No, I ain't smokin' a doobie - ma home-rolled siggerettes leave tabakka everywhere, and I keep hearin' about it - so's now I juss roll tha end up. 

I really need ta try trainin' theez hoomans a bit better - too much cluckin' work fer a bird in this here joint!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, wut's tha plan fer tha holly-day boys?? Yah, I git that, Tom Turkey - I'd play Hide N Seek myself fer tha next few days...

Squirrel?

C'mon - quit playin' with them damn nuts a yours, and pay attention ta tha conversation!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Look, I gotta run - my HomeIn Garden shows are on, and I gotta fight fer a good seat on tha sofa with tha lady of tha house - between you and me fellas - she's a little addicted ta them shows!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now!  

4 comments:

Mrs. That Dan Guy said...

Aw, Charlie has found some new little friends! BTW, you are right Charlie, you SHOULD play hide n seek along with Tom Turkey. Who says it has to be turkey at Thanksgiving? Ummm....yummy....

ThatDanGuy said...

THAT scriggly old bird??

Please!!

Mrs. That Dan Guy said...

Well he's got a thigh and a breast, right? That is all we need. He is good to go!

ThatDanGuy said...

Scriggly....