Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger, Charlie Chicken…)

QUIET – CHICKEN AT WORK!

Yessir, boyz an gurlz – ole Charlie’s givin’ ya a peek at how these collectible gems is composed each week – on my approtriatley-sized computer. An the floatin’ back-up one.

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yessir, every Saturday mornin’ I crawl outta my coop, brush what passes for my teeth, and grabba cuppa coffee. Then I boot up the ole hard drive, and go to my focus zone, where I come up with tha topics I write about every week.

Or, I steal ideas from Entertainment Tonight…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Who knows what will come out, on any given weekend mornin’? Will I confess to bein’ the mystery, as-yet unnamed fourteenth affair for Tiger? Will I be caught on tape without any underwear on? Was I the tattoo artist that decorated Bombshell McGee??

I’m a bird of many mysteries…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Like, where the pluck is my other sock?????????

Oh well, barefoot today, I supposes….

As ya might be able ta de-deuces, I ain’t really got a topic taday. Chalk that up ta a few fingers a tequila lass nite. Truth beak told, I almost feel like I got curly hair this mornin’. I ain’t feelin’ my prettiest.

More coffee…

Thas tha ticket…more coffee…

Cluck fer now!!