Chicken Scratch

(pecked out with one bony claw by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Howdy, humans!

Ole Charlie is heer taday ta share his thoughts on the mose inmportint meal ov tha day – breaksfast.

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

My docter sed I needed more fibre in my diet, which makes me think he’s a bigger quack than I gave him credit for. All I eat is pellets and chicken feed!!

OK, and beer.

Maybe a glass or two a whiskey, here an there…

An potato chips…

Well, mebbe I DO need to eat better, a bit.

Whatever – as you can see by this box a Kellhogs “Bran Shavings” I’m, standing beside, I’s completely committed ta healthy eatin’.

Committed is mebbe a word I should refrain frum usin’…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now!