Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)

Oy…oy vey…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Greetin’s, my mammally amigos – ole Charlie’s got hisself inna bit uva pickle this mornin’…

This poorly shot camera phone pitcher doesn’t really do justice ta my pree-dickymint.

I got pinched by da coppers lass night, tryin’ ta sneak inta a barenaked ladies show.

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

An ta make matters worse, my cell-mate “Tiny” overnight tole me that “barenaked ladies” is a muzik groop, NOT at ALL what I had expected…

Cluckin’ heck…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, now I find myself in the aaawk-ward sitch-ee-ashun where I need ta ask a small favour uv ya. It ain’t that big really – just a small amount a bail money.

An fast – por flavor!

Long as I stay on the side that Tiny’s missin' eye, I think he forgits that I’m here.

But when he does spot me with his good eye…..

Pleez..I begga ya!

Help a chicken out here.

Outta here…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now…