Wonderful…
Christmas is just days away, but now I’ve got to go off-topic, and ask for your help settling a fierce disagreement here between Mrs. That Dan Guy and I.
Are you ready? Here we go:
I believe that a popular phrase is “a stitch in nine saves time”. She thinks it’s the reverse, as in “a stitch in time saves nine”. (Yeah, I know – she’s looney as a fruit bat, but god bless her spunky disillusionment…)
There is one more possible outcome here – we could BOTH be wrong (her guess would be more wrong).
Maybe the phrase is:
“A stink in time pollutes the mine”.
“Because you’re mine, I stitch the nine”.
“A stick of wine saves the mime”.
“One small stitch for mankind, one big step for nines”.
“If Lady Ga Ga married Stitchy Fornines, would she be Ga Ga Fornines?”
Please, any help you might offer, would allow us to resolve this disagreement, and return our focus to the arrival of Santa.
Thanks in advance for your consideration (note: a stitch in nine saves time – just sayin’…).
Chow for now!!
6 comments:
Hmm, no "slant" portrayed to a certain Mister's idea of right or wrong, huh?
I think the only correct statement is "A stitch in his behind will do just fine!"
(He will need a stitch or 2 once I deliver him a good wallop!)
I like the third option. BTW...women are ALWAYS right so no matter how it's said, whatever Mrs. TDG says is the right answer. (and it really is anyway)
Slant? I am Mr. Unbiased!! Even the Pope corresponds with me, regarding my lack of slant.
(PS - folks, she's certifiable - and I know my stitching!!)
Who doesn't enjoy a good stick of wine now and then?
Or is it "now and again?"...
Oh brother, here we go again....
(If a man is right in the forest, does anybody care??)
Ya, certifiable "wife of the year!" And, no, if the man is right in the forest, no one cares!
I'd care!!
Loon lady...
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