Things I Still Have To Do Before This Year Is Over:
1) Find out where the rubber actually meets the road.
2) Patent my new game, “Duck Duck Rooster”.
3) Take apart Mrs. That Dan Guy’s digital camera, to see where the engineers are hiding the film.
4) Test adding peanut butter to chicken noodle soup, possibly creating one of the finest delicacies ever invented.
5) Test-drive a soul patch on my lower back.
6) Write another letter to Barry Manilow, begging him to cover more Bruce Springsteen songs.
7) Write another letter to Bruce Springsteen, begging him to cover more Barry Manilow songs.
8) Return more pop bottles.
9) Watch less Oprah.
10) Try eating peanuts through my trunk like some animals at the zoo do. Hee hee…zoo do…
11) Dry clean my toupee for New Year’s Eve party.
12) Overcome my fear of candle wax.
Chow for now!!
10 comments:
Only 1 thing I have to do before the year is over........Get to the bottom of how Mr That Dan Guy's mind works exactly! A tall, tall order, as I have failed to figure his head out for 22 years so far! Maybe this will be the one!
Mrs That Dan Guy I;m sure would appreciate waking up and smelling the coffee rather than the aromatic fumes that emanate from her bed mate.
Mrs. TDG...no one wants to put that kind of pressure on you...take your time and let me know when you figure it out.
Maybe rescue James Blunt's career should be on the is as well.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5B80W620091209
My mind is an open book, thank you very much.
That book may be an Archie comic though...
Note to self:
Burritos for breakfast, NOT late-nite snack...
She knows more than she lets on!!
Polls are so easy to manipulate...
BTW - great tribute to Springsteen on Kennedy Center Honors last night!!
BrOOOOOOOOOOOOOCE!!!!!!!!
BA-RRRRRYYY!!!
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