I'm starting to feel like the Goldilocks of the wireless world...

And don't think that the irony there escapes me - any locks I got left ain't even close to golden...

The comparison is due to my picking up a third (yes, three) Blackberry handheld wireless device this weekend.

Well, the first one died of natural causes (it's a tough world out there, baby). The replacement must have been a refurbished unit, because some of the keys didn't work, and the battery had about half the life span of the last one.

So, like my pal Goldilocks, the first Blackberry was too dead; the second one was too crappy; this one seems to be juuuuust right.

The only problem is - to keep it safe, I can't use it as a handheld. I have to leave it somewhere safe, wrapped in protective casing, and only refer to it occasionally. Otherwise some other "natural cause" may come into play (Earth, Wind & /Or Fire).

So, I have managed to somehow thwart my own convenience, which is no big surprise, seeing as how I managed to wallop my forehead on the pointy corner of a dresser the other day, while vacuuming. Mrs. That Dan Guy was forced into playing nurse, which resulted in the vacuuming being postponed for the day (that white uniform drives me crazy!).

I am one level above klutz, near as I can figure. I really should keep myself wrapped in protective casing...

Chow for now!!