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Saturday, August 25, 2007


Chicken Scratch

I’ll take Cruel & Unusual Punishment for $200, Alex

Yeah, that’s me, yer ole pal Charlie – cooped up in the pluckin’ back yard of Banjo Boy. He had his sister in from Winterpeg visitin’, and he weren’t about to have me goofin’ around inside the house…

I guess I can’t blame him. He was pretty pissed about the videos I posted on the inner-net from the last couple visitin’ here from Manny-toba. Whoo-Hoo!!!!! I love my hidden webcams!!

Buk-AAAAAWK!!

Yeah, so rather than trust me to behave, I’m cooped outside like some sorta common barnyard poultry. In this weather!! I coulda froze to death out there!! And I’ll tell ya, a couple of times I could barely feel my chicken nuggets…

Buk-AAAAAWK!!

At any rate, this is all fodder for my book deal: “Poultry Prison- One Chicken’s Wrongful Imprisonment”. It’ll detail my embarrassment what with neighbors lookin’ at me while they barbecued, and my brave fight against mosquitoes the size of fighter jets.

The heartless bastard didn’t even leave me a magazine to read while I was out there! It was hard time, I tell ya!!!!!!

Buk-AAAAAWK!!

Anyways…

I’m back in now, and ole Banjo Boy’s gonna find a little something special the next time he rolls into his comfy bed.

And I repositioned a few of those webcams, so if he was upset before, he’s gonna be cluckin’ surprised the next time he goes online!!

Cluck for now!!

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