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Thursday, June 05, 2014

Flawtography #020 - Craig Ferguson


Flawtography, #020

TV's "Craig Ferguson"



A few years back, Mrs. That Dan Guy and I took in a Canadian appearance of Craig Ferguson, doing his stand-up act live here in Calgary.

For better pictures, check out my review.

Otherwise, you can certainly get a flavour for how he looked by my picture posted above - energetic, effusive, and apparently elusive to my focus skills...

It was a real highlight for us to see him live, and even to be able to capture what is likely to become a classic photo as time goes by.

As long as forensic developers can do something to make it recognizable...

Later!



Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Summer Greenery

Ahh, summer (or some reasonable facsimile) is seemingly upon us.

You have to love how everything turns green, and plants spring to life.

Well, everywhere except our house...

Green Thumb of Doom

Later!

Tuesday, June 03, 2014

My Brush With Going Slightly Viral!


Twitter sends these weekly email summary updates on how you've done over the course of the week - I got the one posted above a day or two ago.

Imagine my surprise at discovering that a silly Tweet I sent out during a concert went crazy, grabbing 26, 400 views!

I had some idea, based on how many Favourites and re-Tweets I was getting afterwards, but I had no clue it was getting so much traffic.

Unlike my review of the concert, which is sitting around 40 views so far. Go figure!

And, as you can see, Cee Lo Green retweeted it as well. Which is why I got so much attention -  NOT because of my brilliant comment :-)

Hey, that's 26, 360 more people than ever that are looking at what I post, even if it is briefly.

I'll take that as a win!!

Later....

Monday, June 02, 2014

Vancouver In N Out

What a fantastic (albeit super-short) trip to Vancouver this past weekend!

We went out to see Lionel Richie, and hoped to spend a couple of hours with family. We ended up having two full days of GREAT visits, and got out and about with said family to see a few sights - including the charming waterfront town where ABC's "Once Upon A Time" does some filming - the Storybrooke signs were a dead giveaway.

So, a bit exhausted this morning as Mrs. That Dan Guy gets ready to go back to work, and I will have to wait about an hour to hit the hammock as I drive her in and make the return trip home. Then, some serious suntanning and personal relaxing time for this guy!

Oh wait - she reads this....

Uhh, right back to the coal mine myself, Honey!

Funny story - anybody remember that old Bobby Goldsboro song "Honey". It was not about a dog, as some people were led to believe...

Hee Heee Heee!!

Later!

Sunday, June 01, 2014

Back To Reality

After a whirlwind, barely-over-48-hours trip to Vancouver, we are packing up this morning to fly back to Calgary. So, so sad.

Perhaps if we lock ourselves in our room....

Also, hoping airport security won't notice these salmon in my pocket....

Later!

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

So....

Away, are ya?

Away from Charlie, are ya?

ARE YA???

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yew are cluckin' BUSTED!!

Cluck fer now - I got a twenny dollar bill burnin' a hole in mah...pocket?? 

Friday, May 30, 2014

Lionel Richie Cee-Lo Green North American Tour Kicks Off & Then Some!!

Lionel Richie
CeeLo Green


The Friday Morning "Nobody-Asked-Me-To, But-Here-I-Go-Anyway" Concert Review: 

Lionel Richie, 
All The Hits, All Night Long

OK, I'll be honest - I'm not really sure who I was more stoked to see last night at this launch of Lionel Richie's North American tour - but I can say that neither one disappointed, how about that?

I mean, come on, a chance in Canada to see CeeLo Green, AND Lionel Richie - SOLD!


Kicking open the stage doors with a pounding version of "Bright Lights, Bigger City", the unmistakeable voice of CeeLo G kept things soulful and funky with fun takes on some disco classics and more current snippets, a la PussyCat Dolls. 

His predominantly female band found a groove and stayed there until his time was up - but along the way we were treated to a number of highlights - I don't like to spoil any surprises if you're already holding tickets and waiting for this to roll into your own town, but I can say you'll recognize a lot of what you hear - OK, including some iconic Gnarls Barkley, and a certain ear worm that rocketed him even higher when the censored and uncensored versions both went viral.


I mean, come on - the man is blood with the legendary Sam Moore (Sam & Dave) - talk about Soul, Man...


Lionel Richie? 

So, quick personal story - back on the night I started as a mobile DJ, the first song I ever played at a dance was "Night Fever", by The BeeGees (yes, I'm that old...). So I was there for the start of disco, and the birth of funk. 

When The Commodores were dominating the charts, I was playing their hits at parties.

After Lionel went solo, I ended up playing virtually everything he ever released - mostly by request, but I was a fan myself as well. Man, for a decade or two you could not play a wedding without "Three Times A Lady", "Hello", or a handful of those other hits...

So, here you go - as the title of the tours suggests, All The Hits, All Night Long - as well as his help in the walk down Memory Lane, sharing both how some songs came to be, and how he has shouldered the burden of being the go-to guy for music when relationships fall apart...


In concert, the man knows how to work a room, even one as big as Rogers Arena in Vancouver, where the tour started. And the crowd lapped it up - I never did check to see how long the show ran, but by the time surprise encore selection was finished, it had been a satisfying menu of songs that had the audience dancing in the aisles (oddly enough, not even one on the ceiling - go figure!), and getting close to their loved ones when he took to the piano.

Next up, Seattle! But thanks guys for starting things off here in Canada...


Later!







Thursday, May 29, 2014

Rain Rain, Go Away...

Come again, on Mother's Day??

That just sounds disrespectful to Mom....

Honestly though, the rivers are high, let's ease up on the rain this year, Higher Power!

May need to visit somewhere with less rain this time of year.

Vancouver???

Later!!

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

What The Hey?????? Maya Angelou Passes???

Holy crap - just trying to come up with something to blog about today, and "breaking news' interrupted the morning news broadcast.

Maya Angelou has passed away from a sudden illness!

Think I'll stay indoors today, and avoid things like stairs, the shower, and long metallic rods held in open fields....

I was just kidding around on Twitter yesterday!!!



(Yikes...)

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Bonus Post! Tory Doctor Interview

Tory Doctor
Actor, Director, Singer, Coach

Just finished loading my (YouTube version) interview with Tory Doctor, the actor, singer, director and coach that is in virtually every production I've seen in the last few months.

Check it out here.

I'll post a link when it's live as well in iTunes and on my podcast site!

Enjoy! 

Extending The Conversation

1) Use Longer Sentences.

2) Keep Talking After Your Partner Falls Asleep.

3) Stretch Out The Syllables When You Speeeeeaaaaak....

4) 

Well, three was really all I had...

Later!

Monday, May 26, 2014

Installing A New Printer

(Simplified)

1) Open box, remove installation manual (yes, despite the stereotype of men simply bypassing this step - I did indeed follow those wise guidelines...)

2) Take your time, follow each step carefully, despite your eagerness to run test print sequence. Even the steps that are clearly written for village idiots.

3) Finally, arrive at stage where you are told the magical way that you will be able to connect to the wireless feature. Take your time, it is not unusual to have to try this several times, with no success.

4) After calling wife downstairs to help, continue to try steps clearly WRITTEN by a village idiot...

5) Weep for 20 minutes in corner, but even that will not help activate wireless printing - just facilitate sogginess of T-shirt.

6) After "just walking away" for 30 minutes, try one last time to connect printer to network. Sadly, shouted four-letter expletives don't assist connection either...

7) Beer.

8) Locate Help number, which naturally is closed until Monday. Yearn for days of rock and chisel.

Trying again after I drive the missus to work...

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Later....

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Counting Flowers On The Wall

That title is actually a line from an old Statler Brothers' song.

I wonder how many times a person could even find flowers on a wall these days? Maybe in a planter - but certainly not as a wallpaper pattern.

Back when I was in the real estate biz, I used to see a lot of interesting "flowers" on the wall. One home had a variety of farm animal horns attached up one side, along the roof, and then down the other. My clients and I referred to that set-up as the Horn House. We never did look inside the owners' freezer, but I imagine any slow-moving animals often ended up on dinner plates there...

One home had a Hugh Hefner theme of a Playboy Bunny silhouette wallpapered throughout the rumpus room, which made "rumpus room" sound quite appropriate. How many rumpuses that basement must have seen!

Yes, modern design trends have sapped the playfulness out of making a home your own, in favour of solid colours and bold accent pieces. That's all well and good, but I kinda miss a feature wall mural of a waterfall and mountains.

Call me sentimental....

Later!

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Chicken Scratch


(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)

Alright, be quiet y'all...

Ah'm in tha lass frame uv a purfect game - all ah needs is this strike, an ah've bowled - THA PURFECT GAME!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Ah needs complete silenss, puh-leez!

OK - relax Charles..you've got this...

Breeth....

Focus...

And....................

DAMN@!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Mah chicken finger seized up!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Wut the cluck??????

Someone musta spiked mah lemminaid!!

Ah demand a do-over!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Mah endorsement deal...mah trophy....mah groupies!!!

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Curse you, bowlin' gods, and tha pins ya rode in on!!!!!

Cluck fer now - mah heart is broke like a three-pin split down tha middle....






Friday, May 23, 2014

Imagining Biblical Tweets

Too bad smartphones & Twitter hadn't been around back in the day. You can only imagine some of the fun that might have been had...

Noah@ArkFor2: If anybody sees the unicorns, get them over to the big wooden boat b4 noon #GonnaRain #CouplesOnly

Adam1: Damn. No matter how much I Tweet, or how creative they are, I still only have one follower... #ButtSunburnGettingItchy #AppleRules

DavidSlingshotGiantKiller1: Hmmm... Seems that the Scottish aren't the only ones not wearing anything under their skirts...ewww!!

GepettoWhittler429: Hey, I wasn't in the Bible!! #PinocchioWarping

BeardedMosesWalkingStick: Got a few more commandments for you all - first one is #PickUpYourFreakingDogDroppings!!!

Yeah, maybe not....

Later!!






Thursday, May 22, 2014

Artists' Collective Theatre's Production of "Spring Awakening"

"Spring Awakening"
presented by
Artists' Collective Theatre

Calgary Alberta Canada


The Thursday Afternoon Theatre Review: 

“Spring Awakening”, 

Artists’ Collective Theatre 

Calgary Alberta


The premiere of a multi award-winning Broadway musical is running here now in Calgary with Artists’ Collective Theatre’s staging of “Spring Awakening”. 

Tackling themes of young romance, budding sexuality and self-awareness (plus much more adult-related material - just sayin’), “Awakening” veers back and forth with sweetness and saltiness in the themes, incorporating background stories as relevant today as they were back in the original play that this 2006 update was based on…written in 1891!  

Described in the theatre company’s press release as “haunting and provocative”, the play deals with sexual self-discovery, the interaction between teens, and morals or conventions that as I mentioned earlier, linger from the late 19th Century setting through to today. There’s damage control and peer pressure, there’s the blame game, and there are moral or religious high grounds that complicate each of these 3 lives. All these elements fuel the storyline through the era the play is set in, along with the juxtaposition of a modern update in a Grammy-Award winning soundtrack. 

There’s also: reluctant somewhat non-consensual sex, masturbation, teenage pregnancy, erotic dreams, physical and sexual abuse, coming out, abortion, nudity and suicide - so it’s less ABC’s “Modern Family” coming-of-age than it is maybe Showtime’s “Shameless” sort of moral compass… 



Utilizing a cast of newer and veteran local actors, the main story of awakening centres around three young students - Wendla Bergmann, Moritz Stiefel, and Melchior Gabor. There’s awakenings a’plenty for the other characters as well, truth be told, but these three are the primary focus of both coming of age, and coming to terms with their actions. 

Director Amanda Liz Cutting has prepared three principal actors to do their jobs in portraying the nuances of their characters. Stefanie Lis as the naive but anxious-to-learn Wendla, and Brent Middleton as the insecure Moritz. Eric Wigston is not short on the confidence and swagger required of Melchior. Wigston and Lis are best in the tender moments in the play, while Middleton’s voice rises to the more boisterous melodies his character anguishes with. All together, they and the others in the cast come together nicely in the ensemble pieces.

The Adult Male/Female actors (Tory Doctor as a handful of Herren, and Jacqueline Strilchuk as a variety of Frauleins, including Wendla’s mother) have their respective hands full with a rotating variety of accents and characters, which was a bit confusing early on, but overcome given time. 

From a music standpoint, I’m always a fan of seeing the backing band onstage, and for my preview showing, they were sharp. 

As this review is based on a preview screening, your experience may vary from mine when you see Artists’ Collective Theatre’s production of “Spring Awakening”. That said, as I understand some actors will be rotating characters throughout the run, so any given night may be a new experience for audiences. 


“Spring Awakening” is indeed provocative, yet also familiar for what happens in the headlines right now - both for insecure young people wanting to fit in and the adults that bring their moral high grounds that sometimes prevent them from doing that.   

Opening officially Friday night and running through to May 31st, check it out at The Pumphouse Theatre.

The Youtube version of my cast interview can be found here

Buying Time

The magazine?

A new watch??

That fancy digital clock you see in the trendy gadget catalogues???

Nope - buying time until I get word on whether my latest review will appear in print, or here in my blog.

Please stand by......

Later!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Murphy - The Law Of Timing...

Important project - Check.

Need to get said project done within a couple of hours, even though there was just a long weekend I could have been working on it all along - Check.

Progress smoothly, complete project in record time - Check.

Press "Print", wait for reaffirming sounds of actual printing - Check.

No reaffirming sounds, press "Print" again, but this time press even harder (no reason, but it can't hurt, right?) - Check.

After further indications no actual printing is taking place, open Printer folder to discover printer is "off-line". Check.

Discover that printer is not only off-line, it is off this mortal coil. Printer has gone to that Best Buy in the sky...

Panic that escalates to anger and unsightly dismantling of printer and connections - Check.

Determine alternate method of presenting material, while happily for the printer, unable to find ball-peen hammer - Check.

Likely going to have to buy a new printer - wonder if they will take a - cheque....

Ugh.

Later!!


Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Hearth

One letter wrong on the promotional posters, and classic rockers Heart ultimately had to cancel their show in the city they were distributed in....poor ticket sales. However, there were lots of inquiries for the fireplaces.

Later!

Monday, May 19, 2014

Happy Holiday!

It's a holiday here in Canada today, which I personally will be spending crawling back into bed in a few moments.

Had a bad reaction to something yesterday, which kept me up all night. I'll spare you the gruesome details, but let's just say I was still "actively participative" at 5:30 AM. Not even sure why I'm awake right now.

Or why I felt compelled to Tweet at about 5:35 AM...

However, I think things have literally worked themselves out, so I am going to click "Post", then crawl back into my bed, which may resemble a light watercraft after surviving a very minute typhoon at sea.

Which would explain why Mrs. That Dan Guy is giving me the walk-the-plank eyes this morning...

See ya!

Later...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz......