(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken...)
Huh...
I wunner why that there helli-chopper keeps circling' above tha house?
Ackshually, it keeps hoverin' - juss above tha house???
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah cud swear it feels like it's shootin' some kinda beam into tha house - THIS HOUSE@!?!
Wut tha cluck????
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Oh boy - ah better go hide tha medicinal vegetation ah been storin' fer...a friend!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Is that a dog I heer barkin' outside??
Oh, sweet lard!!
THA JIG IZ UP!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Ah'm too pretty ta go ta jail!!
Time ta use tha chicken door ta skee-daddle!!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck fer now!!
2 comments:
Bloody hell Charlie! What on earth have you done? Bad chicken! Bad! (And "too pretty for jail"? Too scrawny is more like it) Behave!
So THAT's what the idiot bird meant by "vegetation-arian"???
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