When I have free time on my hands, I like to speculate (ie: - take scientific wild-ass guesses that hopefully will not be taken seriously enough so as to lead to litigation) on a variety of subjects. I may speculate on just about anything under the sun, given enough free time.
Anything - like what might be some of the long-guarded 11 secret herbs and spices used in coating KFC chicken parts...
1) Myrrh - why not? What else is myrrh used for? Does anyone even have the slightest clue what myrrh is?? Hopefully, it is delicious if it is indeed used in coating KFC chicken parts...
2) Love - isn't everything tastier when it's coated in love?? And crispy...
3) Edible oil by-product extractions - YUM!!!
4) Eye of newt - a time-honoured tradition, possibly ALSO a delicious secret ingredient making magic on KFC chicken parts coating...
5) Kentucky Bluegrass - hey - the best is the best, be it for a shimmering, lush lawn or coated chicken parts...
6) Riboflavin - Riboflavin? Ribo-flavour!!
7) Gravy Dilute - Not entirely sure if this is even a thing, but back when KFC chicken part coating was created, there couldn't have been that many ingredients to choose from in an industrial kitchen...
Well, just a few guesses - who really knows what composes the ACTUAL 11 secret herbs and spices? Probably a scientist, or anyone that knows how to cook.
For now, these are some of my conclusions. Not to be taken seriously. Or litigated...
Later!!
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2 comments:
Well, first of all, I think you missed 1 main ingredient: GREASE! Second of all "You MAY speculate on just about anything under the sun"??? You DO, including the sun! Your mind is always full of wonder and what if's man!
Grease - mwaaahhhhh.....YUM!
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