Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger and music connoisseur Charles D. Chicken…)

Happy “Record Store Day”!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Howdy hoomans, and I sher hope yer supportin’ yer local record store taday – IF YA CAN FIND ONE!!!!

Yuk Yuk Yuk!!!

Beleeve it or not, taday is Record Store Day, an that’s why I’m posin’ by one a my valuable vinyls – “Chick” Corea. Groovin’, man!

If I could post ‘em all, I’d include all my Wings records, an tha classic by The Emeralds – “The Bird Dance”. More commonly known in cultured circles as “Tha Chickin Dance”!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

There’s so many others I useta collect, before them hi-falutin’ CDs deprived me uv tha joy a vinyl. Now vinyl’s returnin’, like them poultry bumps on my back (an tha rash on my knees, but tha’s anuther story…)

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I wooda recommended tha Zac Brown Band’s big record from a coupla years ago, but when I found out “Chicken-Fried” didn’t mena that tha birds wuz just “buzzed”, I hadta take a hard stand against the cannibalistic tones of tha song. CANNIBALS!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, in no particular order, here’s summa my favourite ole vinyl singles:

“Ain’t Nobody Here But Us Chickens”.

Wut?? That’s it???

Well, I can see I gotta hit the Googler, ta fine me sum new music…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now…