Chicken Scratch
(posted by a perplexed weekend guest blogger, the apparent poultry pauper Charlie Chicken…)
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
$44 Billion!!
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What the pluck – Scrooge McDuck is worth $44 cluckin’ billion??? How duzza chicken get written inta that duck’s will???
By the pinfeathers of Thor – that’s a whole lotta chicken scratch!!
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If I wuz them dasterdly Beagel Boyz, I woulda studied a little harder ta pry them bucks outta ole Scroogie! Sheesh – even coppin’ his change purse would be worth a few mille… I could doze on duck down for decades with that kinda moolah!
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Wut I wanna know is how a cartoon duck acquires that kinda grease. Amway? Sham-Wow shares?
Mebbe he wuz one a tha monsters that created Windows….
AAAARGHHH!!!!!
OK Charlie…calm down…think….
Mebbe I gotta offer him premium interest rates, at tha “Bank A Associated Poultry Fellows”. Located in Scotland, ta sweeten tha pot?
Straight ta tha Gran cluckin’Kaymenz islands if I get my claws on a nickel….
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Cluck fer now…
8 comments:
how dose that compare with richie rich?
you should be more carful with your cage liner gives them chicks ideas....
Richie is a pauper by comparison, worth a mere $9.7 billion. Not even as wealthy as your average Kardashian...
I dig chicks...
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do you subscribe to the cartoon forbs? if so cool...
Charlie, maybe you are related to the Cartoon duck? Didnt some chicklet way back when in your family marry a gosling or something like that? You check real hard, maybe you can finally pay rent for your digs here, which, by the way, are a far cry from your standard coop! Just practice saying "quack" and give em a call!
I really should - I'll look it up.
I used to read it.
I wood where ear rings and high heels ta get ma knuckles on summa that scratch!!
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