Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)

Happy Weekend, hoomans!

Hey, I got a surprise gift inna mail, and I hafta admit, I’m kinda scratchin’ my head over it…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Near as I can figger, itsa eye dropper, but it surely ain’t sized fer the average chicken – unless tha chicken is maybe Paul pluckin' Bunyan!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

It could also be fer ear drops, or other orifices I ain’t cluckin’ inclined to consider, if ya know wut I mean…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I’ll find some use fer it, maybe a IV drip fer whiskey? A beaker fer Bud Lite?

It’s probably some cluckin’ practikal joke, but fer the life a me, it don make much sense. I’ll surf tha Googler later, see if I can determine wut the heck it might be.

Fer now, it gives me sumthin ta reach the stuff on tha upper shelf here in tha kitchen. So long, Cheezies! Yer mine now!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now…