Chicken Scratch

(posted by handyman, guest blogger, and buck-nekked jaybird Charlie Chicken…)

“Baby Baby Baby…oh, Baby Baby Baaaaay-beeee….ohhh!”

Whoops! Why, hello my hooman friens! Just doin’ a few upgrades ta tha ole bird bath here – just about done..

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Tryin’ ta add some massage jets ta tha shower here, an I think I got it figured. A bird’s gotta stay clean, ya know wut I mean??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Did a few other home reno projects while I wuz off lass weekend – includin’ installin’ a water bed in tha "Luuv Coop". Sure, it may jus be a ole balloon, but as long as ma beak’s pointed up, all’s well!

Poultry Wave!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Wut else? Oh yeah, I exchanged tha “Chickie Litter” box wit sum more appropriate indoor facilities. Amazin’ wut ya kin do with a empty coffee can an four feet a garden hose…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Better wrap up this project toot sweet – I hear movement upstairs. Hoomans cluckin’ everywhere!!

Cluck fer now!