Chicken Scratch

(Posted somewhat gingerly today, by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)

AAAAWK!!!!

OK…can we talk???

AAAAWK!!!!!

I think we’re both reasonable adults here – mebbe we can work out some sort of mutual…best-case scenario? One where I get to walk my pinfeathers back over to my part of this here coop??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, hows about a few ground rules? House rules, so ta speek??

For example…mebbe I won’t use yer toothbrush anymore??

Or I could quit drinkin’ haffa bottla beer, then refillin’ it with tap water??

Hey – how about I start goin’ outside ta “do my bizniz”???

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Say, wouldja mind loosen’ in yer grip a bit?? My poultry bumps is makin’ it hard ta swallow with them fingers so tight aroun my sphincter.. I ain’t a baseball bat, ya know…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yer sock drawer money? I don’t know whatcher talkin’ about??

AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWKKKKK!!!!!!

Alright, alright – sheesh!! Pretty touchy so early inna mornin’, ain’t cha??

Well, partner – I got good news – WE just invested in sum racehorses – at least until the fourth race this afternoon!

Wattaya mean, “seven secret herbs and spices”????

Oh –oh…

SOMEBODY CALL THA COPS!!!!!!!

I’m too purty ta die!!!!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAAWK!!!!

Cluck fer now….(I hope…)