Does grass hibernate? I mean, it spends the entire winter covered in snow (at least here in Canada), which sure saves on mowing for a few months.

But what EXACTLY does the grass do, while winter embraces it in a lingering blanket of white? Does it go on a virtual vacation, visiting family blades in warmer climes? Does it have to hold its breath until March?

Or does grass experience what celebrities like Walt Disney & the late Michael Jackson had hoped to achieve – a state of cryogenic suspended animation, until Spring returns, perking the lawn back up from a drowsy slumber, and releasing the hordes of ants that will ultimately chew a home into it.

Say, that brings up another good point – what about ants, or worms for that matter?

Oh brother, I think I’ve opened a can or worms now…

I better go hit The Google…

Chow for now!!