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Saturday, January 02, 2010


Chicken Scratch

Oh –oh…

Uh…hello humans…

I kin explain…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

OK, there’s a very logical explanation for my being stuck in a paper shredder here this mornin’.

I, uh…thought it was a hot tub! Yeah, yeah…that’s the ticket…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

I forgot to put on my cluckin’ glasses this mornin’, so I missed the hot tub by a room or two.

It coulda happened to anyone…

Muppet clucker…

Well, how’s YER mornin’ goin’? What’s the weather like? Did ya sleep well??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Say, if ya get a chance, can I get ya ta call a paramedic or sumthin’? I think my knuckles is getting close ta the blades. Maybe if I swing around, I can unplug this blasted contraption…

Man, I could really use a reset button this mornin’…

Cluck for now! Don’t worry about me! Ole Charlie will be just fine here! You go on and go about your day now…


Muppet clucker…

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

what does muppet clucker mean???

ThatDanGuy said...

I never ask, when it comes to that miserable bird...