Chicken Scratch

“Free Ta A Good Home”

One chicken, possibly some other feather-brained hangers-on. One chicken at least, fer sure.

Respectable, non-alcoholic, non-smokin’, god-fearin’ chicken seeks new home - away from snow and cold. Misplaced Visa and passport, but can easily cut cardboard to make Green Card. Hawaii seems like a perfect match.

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Enjoys readin’, long walks in the sun, and Marilyn Manson. Studying seminary courses, in between volunteerin’ at tha “National Institute For Clammy Hands”. Discrection is my middle name…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!!

Would still consider Canada, except anywheres it snows, rains, or ain’t 90° EVERY CLUCKIN’ DAY!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Shiver me cluckin’ timbers…

Cluck for now!!

(Website still down – this is NOT good…)