Chicken Scratch
Well, hello there, you hairy ole mammal! Charlie’s just spendin’ some time with the little cluckers, after being away for a coupla weeks. Cornelius is in recovery…
Figured I oughta help educate these feathered fumblers, as a courtesy to society. Today, we’re learnin’ about horoscopes, something’ I developed a interest in while in New Orleans.
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
There’s lotsa supernatural stuff in New Orleans. They got voodoo shops, an’ card readers, an’ psychics. I don’t think the psychics are all that bright, personally. I mean, wouldn’t a half-decent psychic know she weren’t gonna make any money sittin’ at a table outside a party bar?? She shoulda been sellin’ beads!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Horoscopes is harmless, far as I’m concerned. Good clean fun, I say. It’s not like I’m tryin’ to interpret pig’s knuckles, or stick pins in a voodoo doll of Banjo Boy (it didn’t work…).
Besides, who doesn’t wanna know what the future holds, even if it is as vague as “you should avoid Tauruses at all costs”. I think that’s dang good advice, both for horoscope-signy people, and lousy American automobiles…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
I think it’s about time I came up with some names for these mini-chickens. “Hey, you with the chicken legs” is getting’ a bit confusin’ for alla us…
Cluck for now!!
Well, hello there, you hairy ole mammal! Charlie’s just spendin’ some time with the little cluckers, after being away for a coupla weeks. Cornelius is in recovery…
Figured I oughta help educate these feathered fumblers, as a courtesy to society. Today, we’re learnin’ about horoscopes, something’ I developed a interest in while in New Orleans.
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
There’s lotsa supernatural stuff in New Orleans. They got voodoo shops, an’ card readers, an’ psychics. I don’t think the psychics are all that bright, personally. I mean, wouldn’t a half-decent psychic know she weren’t gonna make any money sittin’ at a table outside a party bar?? She shoulda been sellin’ beads!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Horoscopes is harmless, far as I’m concerned. Good clean fun, I say. It’s not like I’m tryin’ to interpret pig’s knuckles, or stick pins in a voodoo doll of Banjo Boy (it didn’t work…).
Besides, who doesn’t wanna know what the future holds, even if it is as vague as “you should avoid Tauruses at all costs”. I think that’s dang good advice, both for horoscope-signy people, and lousy American automobiles…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
I think it’s about time I came up with some names for these mini-chickens. “Hey, you with the chicken legs” is getting’ a bit confusin’ for alla us…
Cluck for now!!
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