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Saturday, July 19, 2008


Chicken Scratch

Hello, humans.

We’re standin’ in the corner today, with a feelin’ of deep shame. Ya can’t see shame, cause it’s invisible. But trust me, it’s here with us…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

We’re ashamed today after readin’ about Mrs That Dan Guy’s terrible bee-haviour the other day. She had always seemed to be such a nice old lady, but now we know the truth!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Pushin’ kids outta the way of baby tigers and seals – what else? Does she kick puppies when owners ain’t lookin”?? Good thing I ain’t got any pinfeathers left, or she’d be sizin’ me up for pillow stuffin’!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, I guess I gotta confess, I always knew she had a mean streak in ‘er. Anyone that don’t eat breakfast in the mornin’ is fightin’ an uphill battle ta begin with. I’m pretty sure she’s been pinchin’ summa my smokes too! I better start countin’ ‘em…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Next thing ya know, we’ll be readin’ a bout ‘er in the Natural Inquirer: “Canadian Woman Ties Kitten Tails Together! Disney Considers Evil New Villain For 107 Dalmatians!!”

Brrr.. Kinda chilly in here – must be a fresh wave of nasty runnin’ thru the house…

Cluck for now!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Charlie you poultry-bumped, chicken-legged scrawny old bird!

I ate EGGS this morning for breakfast!

Signed..... the mean old lady!

Take that and stuff it in your pin feathers!

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