Chicken Scratch

What?

Look, let’s get one thing straight here. I’m a cluckin’ chicken, and I don’t follow a schedule, least of all YOURS. So, bite me!! I’ll post these pluckin’ things when I wanna post ‘em!!

So, anyhow, here’s my buddy Fluffy, to help us celebrate National Squirrel Month. I am beside myself with cluckin’ excitement. I can barely cluckin’ contain myself.

Fluffy, bless hiz soul, is dumber than a banana….

Buk-AAAAWK!!!!

I agree with Banjo Boy. National Squirrel Month is on the rocks this month, and me posin’ with a air-headed rodent ain’t gonna make it any better…

Buk-AAAAWK!!!!

I can’t even get this turkey to play fetch. Even a dog can do that.

Mother Theresa, even a CAT will do that if ya give it half a chance. Not Fluffy. If it ain’t a nut, he’s about as eager as a day-old doughnut…

Taking this picture was sumthin’ else, lemme tell ya. First off, he’s chokin’ and hackin’ like Anthony Hopkins gunnin’ for an Oscar, just because I tend to enjoy the odd smoke or two.

Then, once he regains what little composure a squirrel is even capable of, he starts beakin’ off to me about the faint odour of liqueur on my breath.

Buk-AAAAWK!!!!

What, am I supposed to be as pure as Britney Spears??

OK, bad example…

Well, what’s done is done, we came – we saw – we posed.

Now, get offa yer own lazy butt-aaaawks, and do something to celebrate National Squirrel Month.

Cluck for now!!