Canadian Thanksgiving is behind us now, so all you turkeys hiding behind trees, or dressed up with black glasses and bushy moustaches can relax for now - the Americans won't be looking to invite you into their homes for a few more weeks yet!
That's right, you can go back to riding the bus, reading a newspaper on a park bench, gardening - whatever it is you liked to do before the carnage began here. Hey, a turkey's got as much right to roam around as freely as us big dumb humans - am I right??
Hey, as long as you're out of the shadows again, do you mind sampling these here cranberries? I just need to know if they're still good - no reason really...
Did you lose some weight while you were in hiding???
Here, have a couple of bowls of this Stove Top Stuffing - it'll fill you right up!
Later...
2 comments:
Aww, those poor turkeys. Run Tom Turkey, run! Sssh! Quit saying "gobble, gobble" it is a dead give-away! Literally!
he should practice barking...
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