My childhood G.I. Joe doll has not aged well, what with having been dragged through the mud and banged against trees back when I was a young darling.
I may have to arrange for some cosmetic surgery to restore the poor fella to his former glory (or at least to be able to see his beard again). Know any good plastic surgeons I can approach about this??
Maybe I should reach out to Joan Rivers or Kenny Rogers for a "Friends & Family" bulk discount?
I've asked my sister's Barbie doll, but her lips are sealed...
Any help would be much appreciated friends!!
Later...
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Take this piece of advice: Your GI Joe guy is way better off looking "naturally aged and weather-beaten" as he is now than utilizing Kenny Roger's or Joan River's plastic surgeon. OMG! Please, don't even think about it! Scary!
Rogers sure can't wipe that goofy grin off his face....
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