The Seven Dwarfs - 2014

Time passes, as do dwarfs. I hereby present Snow White's newest companions, the Class of 2014:

1) Texty - A chronic distracted driver, Texty is well-known for NEVER being without his i-Phone. Which makes him one Happy camper...

2) Tatts - modern times have removed the stigma of tattoos, and Tatts has certainly embraced THAT philosophy. Covered amply, in addition to a host of piercings, Tatts is going to be the easiest dwarf to identify in a collapsed mine rescue...

3) Rainbow - a far more embracing and enlightened society lets every dwarf be true to his or her self - and speaking of embracing, Rainbow is sure a fan of tattoos and piercings...

4) Birdeep - Just one of the new immigrants to The Enchanted Forest, Birdeep brings a respect for his heritage to his new life in the forest.

5) Beebs - After early negotiations among the celebrity world, both the Hilton and Kardashian families were denied membership in the class of 2014, but in an attempt to rebuild his image, a wayward pop star narrowly beat out the mayor of a large Canadian city to be in this group...

6) Leno - recently unemployed, every village needs an idiot - am I right? The court jester of the Enchanted Forest...at least until he returns to hosting a popular evening TV talk show...

7) Grammar - hopelessly trying to convince everyone that the proper term is "dwarves", but even that could be more politically correct... The lack of interest in the proper descriptor makes him one Grumpy Gus.

Later!!