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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Chicken Scratch


(Posted by weekend sun worshipper Charlie "Tan-O-Matic" Chicken...)

Who took this piktchur?? What sorta clown can't focus a camera nowadays? Call Trump - that jackasss needs ta be fired!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yessir, ole Chuck here, tryin' ta lay down a pre-tan! Summer's comin' , an I mean ta be glisteny fer tha chicks!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Course, I can't eggsackly afford a real tannin' studio, so I came up with a comb-promize - Banjo Boy's desk lamp. Slopped on some Crisco, and I kin literally feel tha poultry bumps bakin' !!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Uhhh...literally.....

MEDIC!!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Sum wun call a ambalance!!

Cluck fer now.......

4 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Oh brother! I'll bake yer poultry bumps alright! Bake away Charlie! Hmm, Crisco already on that skin? I'll pop a potato in the oven and grab a fork and knife...yee haw! You can glisten for this chick! Umm umm good!

ThatDanGuy said...

You, madam, are downright dastardly....

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Why, thank Q!

ThatDanGuy said...

I think you secretly loooooove Charlie :-)