Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger & Love Coach Charlie Chicken...)

Well, this is just ducky.

Har Har Har!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Talkin’ with this here fellow poultry, who admittedly is a little on tha dim side. Ya could almos say he’s a few quackers short of a package!

Omigod, I am killin’ myself taday.... 

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Bug-Eyes is in town briefly, ta try n find a mate. He had a hankerin’ fer a prairie bird, so here he is, tryin’ ta find tha best place ta find wimin. Naturally, he came ta me fer EXPERT advice.

Wut did you expect, Charlie Sheen??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

So, we’re discussin’ the best coops in town, altho I expect he’ll be visitin’ ponds and slow-movin’ tribute-tarries (about as slow as he iz, might be helpful...)

He clearly ain’t got ma animul charisma, but with a few quick lessons in tha art uv “amoor”, I hope ta git him a step above buyin’ a inflatable duck...

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

First off, he might consider a spray-on tan, so’s he don’t look so much like a Smurf with a cleft pallet. Donald Duck he ain’t...

Second, ya gotta NARROW yer eyes, fer that sul-tree look chicks dig - don’t go aroun lookin’ like ya just got a snuggie from a grizzly bear!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Well, I shur got ma work cut out fer me, so I better let ya go, and git bizzy with this feller.

Wish me luck!

Cluck fer now....