I’ve been polishing my apple this morning. Sorry, my Apple.
It’s white, which with me is like giving a balloon-padded room to a rhinoceros. Even wearing white cotton gloves, I’m able to smear the poor thing with paw prints, maybe even hair gel. I don’t know - I’m just gifted that way...
On the plus side, I’ll always know which one is mine when I go to pick it up at the Apple daycare...
Chow for now.
4 comments:
Sigh...and sadly, if there WAS an Apple daycare, Mr That Dan Guy would forfeit groceries to take his beloved Apple there, I just know it!
Personally, I dont think there were any marks Mr. was removing this morning, I think he secretly polishes the Wondrous Apple 50 times a day! I must get a hidden camera because I am certain I would find he tucks his Apple into a soft bed of lettuce or something at night too! Sigh.....
Hey, like a fine automobile, a little routine maintenance will protect this investment...
It's no different from when I polish you...
Hmm I originally said to myself "Leave his comment alone, don't even go there", but now, upon further reflection, I would like to address the "routine maintenance" portion of your link to myself! WHAT?!
OOh La La!!
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