Chicken Scratch
(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)
Random (Chicken) Thoughts
Don’t buy me no brush fer my birthday, I already gotsa comb!!
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Sure, mebbe ya got “goosed” in tha past, but ya ain’t lived till ya been “chickened”…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Gotta get out this weekend, I bin feelin’ cooped up lately…
(Hee Hee Hee…)
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
I only work one day a week – itsa claws in my contract…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!
I’m gonna donate my lips ta sigh-ence wen I pass on – so they can use ‘em inna lab as beakers!!
(Har Har Har…here all week folks, try the chicken feed…)
BUK-AAAAWK!!!
I gotta new Twitter account. Thinkin’ a callin’ it “Chicken-@!#* My Dad Says”…
BUK-AAAAWK!!!!
Omigod I’m funny – so funny I could just cackle…mebbe I should find a open mike nite somewhere.
Cluck fer now!
4 comments:
OMG Charlie! Ok, you WERE funny today! Too funny! Hmm, you have random thoughts like someone else I know. Hmm, I know 2 entirely wacky people! (Well, 1 human and 1 bird anyways!)
Mrs TDG, I was thinking the very same thing. Charlie was very funny today!
Mebbe i oughta be tweetin' instead a cluckin'!!!
Oh...please...stop...
(Move over, Banjo Boy....)
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