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Saturday, May 22, 2010


Chicken Scratch

(posted by weekend guest blogger Charlie Chicken…)

Mirrer mirrer on tha wall,

Whose da hunkiest chicken uvem all?

Why, you, ole Charlie – was there any cluckin’ doubt??

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Yessir, ole Charlie has got tha package – rugged good looks, kerizma, an a certain inexplikkible sex appeal – tha chicks dig me!

An can ya blame ‘em? Look at the rise a my comb, and the playful curve a my beak – I’m practikally tha James Dean a tha poultry set!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

If I wuz a muse-ishun, I’d be a Jonas brother…

Frankly, it oughta be ill-eagle ta look this good! I should register my chiseled façade as a deadly weapon – of love!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!

Alla which makes me wonder – how dya translate that sorta shinola inta yer online datin’ profile, an still remain your humble, adorable self??

Better try scribblin’ that out one more time…

Cluck fer now!

2 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Charlie, you will have no problem with the online dating! You can't worry about remaining "humble and adorable" when it ain't there to begin with!
You crazy, chiseled chicken!

charlie Chicken said...

Thanks!

Hey!!!!