Chicken Scratch

Ya know, there are millions a chickens all over the world.

There’s chickens in Hawaii, Acapulco, Jamaica, and Bora Bora. Me, I’m a chicken in CLUCKIN’ CANADA – where it pluckin’ snows IN JUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!!

Mother of Goose, is this Siberia? Did I attempt to whack a high-rankin’ Russian politician?? Why has the Great Chicken forsaken me so????

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Fresh snow fallin’ an I can barely see my feed on the patio outside. Prisoners had it easier in Alcatraz, than I got it here in the Such Is Cluckin’ Life household.

Such is life indeed, by the tips of my frozen pinfeathers!!!!!!!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

“Hello, Governor? I’m looking into my pardon status? Is there a reprieve on the horizon?”

I need a stiff one – something whiskey based, to start a fire in my belly – cause we ain’t got any hope outside here today…

Pluckin’ heck…..

Cluck for now…