Chicken Scratch

Howdy-Doody, upright mammals!!

Fuzzball and I are just taking an easy mornin’ here today, watchin’ Saturday mornin’ cartoons – why, what were YOU thinkin’????

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

What’s that? It’s uh…Sunday mornin’?? Are ya sure??

Crap…

Well, we’re uh…we’re watchin’ “Bite ME”, on The Animal Planet!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Look, I don’t care WHAT yer perverted human minds are processin’ right now, lemme tell ya – Fuzzball and me is just watchin’ some TV, and hidn’ out from that frozen old garage the humans here wanna toss us inta. It ain’t right, I tells ya. I mean, throw me a feather or sumthin’ – my cluckin’ knuckles get frostbitten on that concrete out there!!

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

What’s that?? Why is Fuzzball turnin’ red and whistlin’?? Why the pluck would I know?? Between you and me, he has the IQ uva piece of popcorn. Maybe he’s just camera-shy…

Hey, Password’s comin’ up, on GSN – why don’ you make like a tumbleweed, and blow away??

But bring us coffee refills, before ya dew…

BUK-AAAAWK!!!!

Cluck for now!