We really need to start digging a little deeper – tossing a few bucks towards the resident poultry population here just ain’t cuttin’ it in the housework department…

As you can easily determine from recent hidden camera footage, this was the end result of our asking Cornelius to help out by doing a load of laundry. Honest to Pete, we didn’t ever consider for a minute that this hair-brained chicken had never used a washing machine before! He thought it was a carnival ride! As if he wasn’t “spinny” enough already…

At any rate, without going into great detail about the REST of the disaster, all I want to mention before I drop the subject completely is that soap added to clothes in the DRYER cycle is one uncomfortable surprise when you’re rushing to get dressed for work in the morning…

Sometimes I have to wonder just who rules the roost around this place…

Chow for now…