TGIF!!

Hey, wait a minute..EVERY day is Friday for me...

+++ So, what is the deal with dry erase markers?? What sort of sorcery allows for markings to be wiped off with a simple swipe of a paper towel?? Is it really gone, or is it like invisible ink - just hiding from mortal view??

+++ I need to buy a DVD recorder, so that I can preserve valuable news coverage on things like this current Anna Nicole Smith hubbub. You can't get stuff like THAT in DVD box sets...

+++ How can I have a Planter's Wart on my foot, if I don't ever plant anything??

+++ If Mrs. That Dan Guy was a wart, she'd be a worry wart...

+++ I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

+++ Upon careful study, I can say without a doubt that Pop Tarts contain NO pop...

+++ I can also denounce that ridiculous old saying about how "a watched pot never boils". I watched one just the other day, and it most certainly did boil. Now, if you were to say "a watched pot never GETS boils"...

+++ I am trying out one of those astronaut diapers while I compose this posting today, and it seems to be pretty efficient...

+++ Hmmm. Interesting. A second pot that I am watching is NOT boiling. Perhaps I was hasty in my prior conclusion...

+++ Say a little prayer for The Calgary Flames. We need a healthy stretch of wins here, as the regular NHL season winds down...

And, that's what happens when I sit down here in the morning, with no pre-determined subject matter...

Chow for now!!