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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

This is the problem with my personality type. I may come roaring out of the box like a maniac about something, but after some reflection, I start to feel sorry for the person I ranted about.

Take yesterday for example. I urged all of you out there NOT to buy this new cd by Paris Hilton, and even went on to make some rather unfavorable comparisons to her possible talents.

I didn’t act that way when William Hung “she-banged”. I didn’t mount a campaign when The Jingle Cats released an album of Christmas songs. And I let it slide when Kevin Federline had trouble finding a record label. So, why am I being so harsh on Ms. Hilton??

Consumers of the world, make your own decision about this new Hilton cd. Encourage her by buying several copies. Make this recording one of the biggest sellers in modern history – surpassing even “Frampton Comes Alive”. Surpassing Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”. Rocket that record past all The Beatles historical sales combined!





OK, that should prevent a lawsuit…

If you’re still here, for the love of God, dunk your head in cold water. Lick a 9-volt battery. Do whatever it takes to sharpen your spidey senses so that you DO NOT support this latest endeavor of unmitigated schlock. Even The Village People knew when to throw in the over-sized, fluffy YMCA towel!!

Chow for now!!

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