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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Cod-walloper…

I awoke this morning, stretched my still-sleeping arm out the front door to pick up the morning newspaper, and then discovered that we (Calgary) have been…BAMBOOZLED!!!

Burned. Screwed. Shafted. Pistol-whipped, covered in mayonnaise and left on an ant hill.

U2 is coming to Alberta, but they have mysteriously chosen to SKIP Calgary – the heartless bastards… What is up with that? I think I may just go back to bed…

Chow for now,

Heartbroken in Canada

4 comments:

Mrs That Dan Guy said...

Oh brother! Can I help wipe those giant tears? Such drama!

Robin van Eck said...

Geez, and I thought you were referring to the fact that we were supposed to get 5-10cm of snow overnight and nothing. :)

ThatDanGuy said...

I'm still a little verklempt...

ThatDanGuy said...

Weeping for no snow? What sort of looney tune do you take me for??