Cod-walloper…
I awoke this morning, stretched my still-sleeping arm out the front door to pick up the morning newspaper, and then discovered that we (Calgary) have been…BAMBOOZLED!!!
Burned. Screwed. Shafted. Pistol-whipped, covered in mayonnaise and left on an ant hill.
U2 is coming to Alberta, but they have mysteriously chosen to SKIP Calgary – the heartless bastards… What is up with that? I think I may just go back to bed…
Chow for now,
Heartbroken in Canada
4 comments:
Oh brother! Can I help wipe those giant tears? Such drama!
Geez, and I thought you were referring to the fact that we were supposed to get 5-10cm of snow overnight and nothing. :)
I'm still a little verklempt...
Weeping for no snow? What sort of looney tune do you take me for??
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